I am clearly bored.
So shit went down tonight at the pub
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There’s a reason God gave us two ears and one mouth. Listening is twice as...– Kenneth - 30 Rock
How to Celebrate Towel Day - May 25th →
There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning to...– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via goodbyeomelas)
A towel, keep this and guard it with your life. Listen, its a tough universe, there’s all sorts of things trying to do you, kill you, rip you off, everything. If you’re going to survive out there, you’ve really got to know where your towel is.
They wouldn’t even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as fire lighters
I think that Mos Def is a better Ford Prefect than the guy who plays him in the BBC tv series.
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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.